Who's Stirring the Soup
By Laura Amato
So there I was a gleam in my father's eye and a great deal of shakin' and rattling' going on. The next thing I know I'm swimming in this yolk inside my Mum's tummy. Oh no, what have I gotten my self into now? Was that my first thought? Who is that little wiggly guy marked XY? Hey, its nice in here. Oooo, mom had eggs for breakfast. Mmmm, Yummy. Pass the bacon please. Nooo not the coffee I'm too young for that stuff. Buuuurrp! Stop it that tickles. Hehehehee.
Mom went to the Doctor today and I went along too. Its not like I had anything else to do. The rabbit died, awww. I wonder what that means. Well its been 6 weeks now and Doc says Momma's pregnant and she's gonna have a baby. Where, where is he, when do I get to meet him. Momma's lost 2 babies already. Where did she lose them? Doc says Momma's gotta take DES. Momma gets a shot. Hey, watch it Doc, you almost got me with that thing. Doc says take two of these and call me next week. Meanwhile somethings stirring everything up. Estrogen soup. Pass the spoon.
Oooo, whats that pretty pink stuff. This is psychedelic man. Wooowww! Everything's so pretty. I'm gonna be the prettiest girl Mommy and Daddy have ever seen
Now I've been in here thirteen weeks. Here comes that wacky Doctor with that needle full of DES again.. Ooo, Pretty, there's all those pink clouds.
Its a boy. Waddya mean, NO, I'm a girl dammit. Doc....hey Doc.... Someone wanna translate. WAAAAAAhhhhh!!! I want my Lawyer.
Ok So I'm crossing my legs funny. So I like dolls instead of baseball. Dolls are more fun anyway. Why are these guys beating me up, I'm just being me. A whap on the side of the head..... "stand up to pee...... but.... Dad!!!
to be continued...............